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EPISODE 28: The Thing

This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing. Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing the Internet, Wintertime Illness Woes, Famous Animal Actors, and Furry Origin Stories.RATINGS: Blair – 5/5 Jed the Dogs. Luna – 5/5 Jed the Dogs.RECOMMENDATIONS:Yuri!!! on IceNichijouIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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27 – Hard Target (1993)

Finally, it’s time for season two! The boys are indeed back in town, and the town in question is New Orleans, so bottle up that bathtub gin and dust off that old copy of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Bayou Country! Our intrepid hosts take a look at John Woo’s Hollywood debut Hard Target, starring the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude Van Damme. Also, Derek tries to figure out JCVD’s character alignment, and Juan exposes his predilection for injured men.This episode’s recommendations:Face/OffHard Boiled

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Fantastic Satisfaction Holiday Special: How Wilbur Merrymaker Stole Cheerfest

We’re taking a quick break from flying though that inter-dimensional death portal, and settling down to celebrate everyone’s favorite holiday, Cheerfest. What’s Mr. Merrymaker bringing you this year? Probably death! Kimulo wants a little man’s suit. Rudo has a question for god. Ralmevik discovers the true meaning of Cheerfest.

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EPISODE 27: Krampus

The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a consequence, we watch Krampus this week! Yes, that’s right, the inexplicable horror-christmas-comedy 2015 gifted us. This week we cover topics such as: Chunk, PC culture, vore puppets, and much, much more.RECOMMENDATIONS:AmplitudeThe Great British Bakeoff

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EPISODE 26: The Final Destination

Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series!We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes.RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie, 2.5 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, full 5 out of 5. Luna: As a good movie, 2 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, 4.5 out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:BokuranoPeanut…

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EPISODE 25: Halloween (1978)

Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:BloodborneArrivalIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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EPISODE 24: Donnie Darko

Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001.We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol.RATINGS: Both hosts give Donnie Darko 4 smurf gangbangs out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:Totally RepriseTrans-Mission RadioA nice hot cocoaThe referenced Donnie Darko explanation can be found here!Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager!

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EPISODE 23: Nightmare on Elm Street

Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street. Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears.The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found here: https://vine.co/v/ObbKrpn5JwLRECOMMENDATIONS:WestworldRyan North’s The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

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Episode 7 – Young Farfetch’d Rides Again

Well folks! We definitely didn’t get the next episode sooner! Herein, we discuss three rounds of news, a demo, the leak of the entire game’s files and also Lickitung’s ball handling. Pokémon Sun and Moon are imminent! Answering a bunch of age-old questions like “will they reveal the starter evolutions” and “What is the NX?!” several weeks late, fuck, sorry Aury vapes through Matt’s entire rapid-fire Pokémon Go update Matt rants about Nintendo’s terrible accounts system again Buy a 3DS if you haven’t yet, they’re going on $AAAAALE! Our Pokémon hopes for the Switch (which we keep calling NX) Them…

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