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14 – is that vincent?

welcome back to the island shuffle. this week Bean and James talk about not just any episode… it’s Season One Episode One!! the very first hour of lost!! directed by JJ himself!! it’s Pilot (Part 1) and its a very different show than the big ol mess we know and love. heck, when Jack’s the main character and not Sawyer, you know somethin’s a little weird. still, it’s a heck of a Pilot. and it even has a Pilot in it! the kind that flies a plane!! meanwhile, matthew mcconnaughey’s career is evaluated, and bean criticizes james’ choice of coaster.…

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S1E3 – Amy Juergens, Carousel Connoisseur

I hope you’ve got your Juergen’ It branded barf bags ready, because we’re talking about S01E03, “I Feel Sick”! Watch in horror as Ben reveals his kinks. Listen in horror as Ricky weaves a web of lies for no discernable reason! Smell in horror as Amy vomits on a carousel! Shake your head in disapproval as we criticize the show for constantly repeating an unfunny joke about “King Bowman”, and then proceed to call him King Ham for the entire episode! This week, Ben has his first kiss, and unfortunately it’s not with Amy.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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EPISODE 65: XX

This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.RECOMMENDATIONS:Over the Garden WallLucky Number Slevin

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EPISODE 8: The Caddyshack Classic

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Luna was the boss baby. It’s true! Also, we’re here with our first Megamorphs book: The Andalite’s Gift. PLEASE read this book.In addition to this extremely good book, your anonymous hosts also discussed: Mission Impossible Tropes, Young Idiot Luna, Snake Farts, Blair Gets MEAN, Kapplegate’s Sponsorship Deals, Bi Cousins, Big Jim’s Crazy Taxi, Luna Learns About Straight Women, and Arthur Read the Fascist?Media discussed this episode: Alternate book cover artSupport us on Patreon!

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13 – murder in my heart

episode thirteen, if you know what i mean!! this week we learn What Kate Did, in Season 2 Episode 9. what’d she do? it’s, well, it’s gotta be murder. she’s haunted by it!! can’t blame her, frankly. meanwhile, eko tells a bible story and michael chats online. bean and james also talk about old TV shows and good ol’ nickelback. thanks for listening to our silly lil show!

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S1E2 – Ham Sandwich

I can’t stop crying! We did it, kids! Two episodes! This week we watch S01E02, titled “You Are My Everything” which is weird because nobody actually says that in the episode. Not even the wretched Ben Boykewich would do that. I mean, he and Amy have only been on one date! He probably will after the second. This week, the competition is heating up for World’s Number One Ham Dad. Fear the quickening.Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex

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S1E1 – Brendavision!

Welcome to the first episode of the first podcast about the first TV show: The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Today we talk about S01E01, “Falling In Love”, and meet our new best friends and our new worst enemies in this garbage teen drama. Is our hero Amy Juergens really pregnant, or does she just have an exotic disease? What happened to Molly Ringwald’s career? Do Ben’s two best friends have names? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more, here on the podcast that is unfortunately called Juergen’ It even though I specifically said it…

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EPISODE 64: Splice

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent,…

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12 – grandma’s secret

hey hey hey its ole hickory ham podcast. episode twelve. we’re talkin Episode 8 of Season 4….. it’s Meet Kevin Johnson. we learn about Michael and what happened to him after he committed two murders. short answer: lotta guilt, and now he’s on a freighter. we also talk about Important Firsts and we meet a new podcast co-host. folks, it’s grandma time.

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EPISODE 63: Prince of Darkness

This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more!RECOMMENDATIONS:Can’t Maintain by AJJThe Expanse

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