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EPISODE 7: I’m Bussy?
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 7: I’m Bussy?

This week, your hosts John McCain and Sarah Palin dive deep into the BIG existential questions, such as “Can the flap of a butterfly’s wings change the course of history?” and “How do you hold onto hope after seeing the face of your own doom?” and “Why does Kapplegate continue to be like this?”Discover the answer to these questions and more as we discuss the seventh book in the Animorphs series, The Stranger!Very Important Visual Aides: Cover ICover IIYeerk?????

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August 25, 2017
11 – zuckerberg?
The Island Shuffle

11 – zuckerberg?

well well well……. this might be it. this could very well be the worst episode we’ve watched yet. it’s Season 3, Episode 14… Exposé. we meet Nikki and Paolo, who were juuust off camera of all the important things that happened through the series. through it all, they had one thing on their mind… money, baby. diamonds. this is probably the least tangential episode yet, because there’s so much to unpack about how much of a failure this episode is at being fun to watch. why not listen to us gripe and grouse about it for forty some minutes?

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August 24, 2017
EPISODE 62: The Final Girls
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 62: The Final Girls

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.RATINGS On a scale of…

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August 21, 2017
10 – bananas boy
The Island Shuffle

10 – bananas boy

it’s our Tenth Episode!! the big One Oh!!! we’ve got whole new microphones for just such an occasion. this week, we’re talkin the Finale of Season 1… called Exodus (Part 3). jack and locke talk fate vs destiny, as they do. a raft goes on an adventure and hurley makes it to the airport in time. and the final shot? buddy you’re lookin at it!!

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August 17, 2017
EPISODE 61: The Ring
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 61: The Ring

This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital.RECOMMENDATIONS:Until DawnHospice by The AntlersPlease help friend of the show Roy! https://www.youcaring.com/natasharoyarnold-835707

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August 15, 2017
EPISODE 6: Book Nut
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 6: Book Nut

Luna and Blair CAN tell you who they are! And also where they live! What they can also tell you is that absolutely nobody hosting this podcast is being controlled by a Yeerk! Hey, come on down to The Sharing, it’s a great time! Oh, yeah, we also talked about a book or something. Jake’s back! It’s The Capture! We’re definitely human!In addition to The Capture, your absolutely non-controlled hosts also discussed Animorphormers, A Deep Dive Into Richard’s Animorphs Forum, Teenecronomicon, The Back Dicks/Fantastic Beasts and Where to Watch Them, Luna’s Editing Skills, Death By Jibblies, Butthole Surgery, Yeerk Jacuzzi,…

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August 11, 2017
9 – bananas boy
The Island Shuffle

9 – bananas boy

make way for our new protagonist. sawyer’s out, and juliet’s in!!!! it’s season 3 episode 7, titled Not In Portland. we’re back in the classic prison cages. doctor jack only has an hour to save ben’s life in the OR, but he won’t until his best friends are safe and sound!! good thing he knows the secret artery that takes exactly one hour to kill when severed. meanwhile in the past, we learn about Juliet’s Past. how’d she get so good at murder? well, she wasn’t always so cold, y’know. hard to believe, but it’s true. we also talk about…

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August 10, 2017
EPISODE 60: Thirteen Ghosts
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 60: Thirteen Ghosts

This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk and Shaggy, the very funny number 69, and the very funny word boners.RECOMMENDATIONS:BoneFantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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August 7, 2017
8 – little tobacco
The Island Shuffle

8 – little tobacco

welcome back. this week we’re talking about The Other Woman — it’s our first season 4 episode, and it’s all about Juliet. she’s the Other Woman, and she does some homewreckin’ in the past, some classic good soap opera drama. in the present, a plot to poison the entire island (?????) is thwarted by the gang, and frankly it coulda been thwarted way earlier if our heroes could just… talk to each other. other non-lost topics include the emoji movie, youtube comments, and corporations.

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August 3, 2017
S1E15 – Kimulo Nimbus – Follow the Wind
Fantastic Satisfaction

S1E15 – Kimulo Nimbus – Follow the Wind

There’s nothing like the great outdoors. Fresh air, giant craters created by inter-dimensional monsters, horrible memories of your childhood. At least that cool sentient wind is here to help out! Rudo makes an ill-advised punch. Kimulo can enter the tree. Ralmevik makes his friends very, very fast.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human MonkRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer EDIT: Unfortunately the last 20 or so minutes of this episode have been eaten by the computer machine. Here’s what happened, DON’T LOOK TIL THE END IT’S A SPOILER DUDE Rudo punches through the…

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August 2, 2017
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