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Episode 4 – Alolan Sandshrew, Canadian Icon

Welcome back to the long-absent Elite Full Restore! We swear this isn’t supposed to be a monthly podcast. So much for professional! Aury calls out the grandma of a competing Pokémon podcast host Alolan Exeggutor and all haters need to meet us in the thunderdome We Love Smash Bros Jigglypuff Aury hits us up with the sweet Gamestop lifehacks A brief look into recent Pokémon leaks Matt talks about a Fakemon he thought up, linked below Pokémon Go Ain’t Loyal Aury wants Abra to represent them in a court of law Niantic please hire us as community managers don’t look…

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S1E2 – Bagged Milk

It’s the second, long-delayed episode of the Field Guide to Canadiana. This one is about bagged milk with a mostly irrelevant aside on the Canadian dairy industry, so I hope you’re ready for a solid half-hour of milk facts, bad polling methodology and at least one ghastly pun. Don’t skim this one! You’ll want to listen to it whole!Sources:Bagged Milk: Wikipedia / Toronto StarDairy Industry: Macleans / CBC NewsSongs featured in this episode:Born Ruffians – Milkman / To Cure A Weakling Child (1:31) [CANCON]They Might Be Giants – Please Pass The Milk, Please (14:03)HSY – Milk Chug (19:27) [CANCON]Dan Deacon…

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EPISODE 11: The Witch

Join us this week, down one cohost but up one guest, Blair’s boyfriend and friend of the show Reno, as we watch The Witch, a 2015 horror-drama, and discuss the true horrors of a vengeful god.RECOMMENDATIONS:Lake MungoThe Adventure Zone (again)

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EPISODE 10: The Cabin in the Woods

Welcome to another bone-rattling episode of Fearbaiting where your hosts, Blair and Luna, and joined by two chuckleheads from The Brotherhood Without Manners, Brooks and Eddy, hosts of the Postgame of Thrones podcast, who’ve probably collectively seen 3 horror movies total in their whole lives. This week we handle topics such as the cinematic history of Robin Williams, crying at the movie Click, and sometimes mentioning the movie that we actually watched this week.THIS WEEKS RECOMMENDATIONS:This House Has People In ItUnedited Footage of a BearWhat We Do in the ShadowsLucha UndergroundBrooks can be found on Twitter @brooksasanoun, or on tumblr…

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S1E3 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 1

With one task behind them, another, fancier occasion awaits. There’s also some shopping and the introduction of the first Fan Favorite Character. Kimulo names a special friend. Rudo calls top bunk. Ral loves water.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 9: Tamara

We’re joined by our friend Satah to discuss the weird, terrible Canadian horror film Tamara! We also discuss the hardships of moving, digging for dollars in mouths, sexy oompa loompa Jigsaw, how secretly deep this movie is, and Tremors 2 (sequel to the movie Tremors).Also, a brief correction: Luna says the next movie we’ll be watching is Oculus – this was a mistake, as our next episode will be covering The Cabin in the Woods.Check out Satah on twitter @nuditea, and on Bandcamp!This week’s recommendations are:Mr. RobotBOXBOYLady DynamiteLimetownIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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EPISODE 8: Shutter

Blair and Luna take an international trip this week to Thailand, as we discuss the 2004 film Shutter! We also cover the trailer for the new Blair Witch Project, the ratings we would give to the 2009 film Shutter Island, the physics of landing on the roof of a car, and fursuit blowjobs.This week’s recommendations are:Bojack Horseman Season 3ERASEDIntro and outro music courtesy of Visager!

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