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EPISODE 24: Donnie Darko

Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001.We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol.RATINGS: Both hosts give Donnie Darko 4 smurf gangbangs out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:Totally RepriseTrans-Mission RadioA nice hot cocoaThe referenced Donnie Darko explanation can be found here!Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager!

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EPISODE 23: Nightmare on Elm Street

Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street. Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears.The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found here: https://vine.co/v/ObbKrpn5JwLRECOMMENDATIONS:WestworldRyan North’s The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

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Episode 7 – Young Farfetch’d Rides Again

Well folks! We definitely didn’t get the next episode sooner! Herein, we discuss three rounds of news, a demo, the leak of the entire game’s files and also Lickitung’s ball handling. Pokémon Sun and Moon are imminent! Answering a bunch of age-old questions like “will they reveal the starter evolutions” and “What is the NX?!” several weeks late, fuck, sorry Aury vapes through Matt’s entire rapid-fire Pokémon Go update Matt rants about Nintendo’s terrible accounts system again Buy a 3DS if you haven’t yet, they’re going on $AAAAALE! Our Pokémon hopes for the Switch (which we keep calling NX) Them…

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EPISODE 22: Alien

Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien!Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly care for your space cat, and a very incensed letter about Bonestorm.Recommendations:22, A MillionBokuranoPerdido Street StationTwo Best Friends Play Silent Hill 3Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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EPISODE 21: Scary Movie 3

In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride!Recommendation this week:Dr. Dog’s B-Room Black Mirror season 3

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EPISODE 20: V/H/S Viral

As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.”We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob to a ghost, Dark Justice vs Injustice, fraggle cocks, why DID this movie have so much fucking vore?, and getting admonished by dads.RECOMMENDATIONS:Detective ConanLady Gaga’s Joanne (or Born This Way)nana825763Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

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EPISODE 19: Silent Hill: Revelations 3D

This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk about just how much better the video games are. We also discuss: meal nomenclature, movies where a guy gives birth to himself, infinite sequel bait, and discovering just how right we were about the original Silent Hill.RECOMMENDATIONS:Fallout: New VegasI Saw the DevilNight in the WoodsIntro…

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S1E8 – Into the Wild – Part 3

As the Notorious B.I.G. once said, “Mo Spiders Mo Problems.” Except for Larry. That guy is cool. Hey, remember those earthquake things? Plot happens! Kimulo takes out her longbow. Rudo breaks the sound barrier. Ralmevik cries and kills himself.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 18: Jason X

We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head.Recommendations this week:The game AnatomyThe podcast RosebuddiesThe Youtube video series Car Boys

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