Aury

Hey! It’s Elite Full Restore! Yes we still exist, and with our 10th episode we’re officially a real podcast. This is mostly a clearing-house of old questions and a rundown of the last month, to prepare for the little content gulf we can expect in the near future. What, will we actually have to make jokes? Competitive is fun to watch if you recognize the players, who knew?? Mega Pidgeot as Billie Joe Armstrong We conclusively prove that the GTS is, still to this day, complete bullhonkey Pokémon Red and Blue are held together with duct tape Starmie’s Alola Vacation…

Elite Full Restore is BACK after a wait pretty much as long as the last one. Sun and Moon are here, but we’re just in it for the goofs. First up, join us on Discord! General discussion area, a place to put questions where we won’t lose them and we have a Fat Pikachu emoji VGC San Jose regionals report! Matt manages to mispronouce San Jose Your monthly “competitive Pokémon could be better” discussion Don’t miss a bunch of events! There’s currently FOUR, check Mystery Gift on WiFi on both current and last gen games, and enter the code ARCEUS20…

Well folks! We definitely didn’t get the next episode sooner! Herein, we discuss three rounds of news, a demo, the leak of the entire game’s files and also Lickitung’s ball handling. Pokémon Sun and Moon are imminent! Answering a bunch of age-old questions like “will they reveal the starter evolutions” and “What is the NX?!” several weeks late, fuck, sorry Aury vapes through Matt’s entire rapid-fire Pokémon Go update Matt rants about Nintendo’s terrible accounts system again Buy a 3DS if you haven’t yet, they’re going on $AAAAALE! Our Pokémon hopes for the Switch (which we keep calling NX) Them…

Your favourite fools are here, and Elite Full Restore is back with an episode that is definitely too long! This was recorded before CoroCoro, we’ll get to that next time. There has been way too many Sun/Moon “leaks” and they’re all fake and bad Matt talks about the anime and Aury doesn’t care GARY WAS HERE – ASH IS A LOSER Aury is confident we will destroy our enemies in the Brotherhood Without Manners “I love all Pokémon” Earlier that day, “I don’t care for Tornadus-Therian” Sudowoodo is a fake bitch Aury reminisces about the Wild West that was old-time…

Welcome back to the long-absent Elite Full Restore! We swear this isn’t supposed to be a monthly podcast. So much for professional! Aury calls out the grandma of a competing Pokémon podcast host Alolan Exeggutor and all haters need to meet us in the thunderdome We Love Smash Bros Jigglypuff Aury hits us up with the sweet Gamestop lifehacks A brief look into recent Pokémon leaks Matt talks about a Fakemon he thought up, linked below Pokémon Go Ain’t Loyal Aury wants Abra to represent them in a court of law Niantic please hire us as community managers don’t look…

The second episode is up a solid 5 days after we recorded it. It’s a bit out of date! Bear with us, we’ll talk about yesterday’s revealed Pokémon soon. We discuss another set of new Pokémon Matt really likes the move Drill run, guys Aury continues to bitch about the competitive scene We discuss some of our favourite Fakemon, linked below Matt does his entire Pokémon Shuffle segment but forgot to record it so it’s missing but I swear to god I will murder Genius Sonority What is the Brexit Pokémon? Matt’s referenced Fakemon are Battrus and Claustic by JoshKH92,…