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Sam is a regular guy who likes eatin’ games, drinkin’ sites, and hangin’ posts. “Nothing wrong with that!” you say, smiling so big as you read about him. |
Shows:
• Juergen’ It • Zero to Zero • Kyle X Why? • Sounds About Light • Doctor Huh |
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The era of Wow! Movie! is over. It's been several months since we looked the work of Mr. Snyder. We remembered what movies look like and we are capable of looking at one without reflexively bursting into applause. How does Shazam treat us now that the bar is no longer underground? Well, I guess you'll have to listen and find out! It's pretty good. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
This fanfic is really getting to us, apparently! Listen to us try to keep it together as we drag ourselves through chapters 7 and 8 of Kyle XY The Untold Story! The Kessi of it is getting more painful by the week, but at least Foss and Declan are here to keep us grounded! Hey, wait, where did Declan go? Did you see him, Jim? Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
They said it couldn't be done! They said we would never finish watching Aquaman! We proved the haters wrong and forced them to spit out their cereal in a funny jpeg this week as we finally bring Aquaman to a close. Who knew this movie would be fun and good? It's like an underground success! Or perhaps... an underwater? We also say goodbye to Pregnant by Aquaman. It doesn't have an ending, but we do say goodbye to it. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
This week, we read chapter 6 of Kyle XY: The Untold Story. Hillary develops a new iconic quirk, Vampiro makes a new friend, Nate gets a new assignment, and Jessi tries to watch her own conception. It's all pretty good, but Foss isn't here yet. Maybe next week! (Yes next week) Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
Boy, we must really like this movie or be terrible at talking about it if we're four episodes into Aquaman, huh? Possibly both, because this isn't even all of it! This week, we watched about 25 minutes of Aquaman, partially but not entirely because we want to finish the funny fanfic next week. It's probably for the best though, because they sure did put four different movies in this small segment! We've got a Disney romcom, a family action-adventure, a nautical horror, and Jurassic World in a very short span of time. Also, Kayla and Arthur make a sex bet…
Last week's episode ended with Jessi and Kyle about to get sniped by hooded assassins. Now, a week later, we can reveal... that the two main characters do not at the very start of the story! Hooray! Instead, here in chapter 5, Jessi gets "treated" to some deeply disturbing visions of the 1980s, in which Adam Baylin turns out to be the worst roommate and boyfriend imaginable. He seemed so nice! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
~2 weeks later We're back in Atlantis once again to discuss I don't know how much of Aquaman. I've stopped writing it down but surely nobody is actually watching along at this glacial pace of ours. Anyway, Aquaman wakes up in chains and Orm immediately baits him into INVOKING THE COMBAT OF THE KINGS! They go to THE RING OF FIRE! and talk about THE LEGEND OF THE KARATHEN! This movie loves lore like Kayla from the fanfic loves Aquaman's big buff ass. Sam | Val | Gigalithic Twitter
Last week ended with a promise that Jessi would get drunk, and the fanfic did not disappoint! Jessi is at a party drinking an entire Kyle's bed's worth of beer, and Kyle has to fight off some goons. As if that wasn't exciting enough, the episode ends with a bunch of hooded snipers preparing to kill them both. Wow! Fortunately, Tom Foss is here to help. Oops, wait, he just left for Minsk. Ever heard of it? Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
We're back! This week, we start our first season 4 fanfic, "Kyle XY: The Untold Story" by fanfiction.net user Olg G. Unlike the Secret Life season 6 fanfic we read on Juergen' It, neither of us have read this one at all yet! Will it be funny? Will it be good? Yes! Thank god! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
We had to wait for an episode where Wen Ning shows up in the first minute, but we've finally created the sequel to episode ten of this podcast! Sam of Juergen' It, Kyle X Why?, and Zero to Zero joins us this week to talk about season 3, episode 9, "Manifest!" Wei Wuxian gets roasted by a toddler, Nie Huaisang commits to the hype, Su She starts a very bad internet commentary show, and all of us learn a very important lesson: kids rule, adults drool! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia…