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EPISODE 17: Tobias Sadstuck
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 17: Tobias Sadstuck

Well folks, we’ve got some bad news – we go into it in more detail but basically Blair is now Satah and Satah’s now their cat, Garold. It’s a whole mess. But anyways, until The Ellimist decides to let Blair morph back into her own body, Satah is here to talk about the Animorphs TV show! And boy, is it…..well, it’s something.In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 1, we also discussed Morph Chain, A Deep YTV Hole, Epic Rap Battles of History: Tobias Vs. Garold, Marco’s Stolen Jumpsuit, My Name is Jake-nas, Satah Loses Their Goddamn Mind Over…

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January 26, 2018
31 – survivin’
The Island Shuffle

31 – survivin’

this week it’s Season 4, Episode 1, The Beginning of the End. it’s all about Hurley and his adventures adjusting to a post-Island life. also Jack and Locke split apart the camp!! in non-lost related topics, we talk about einstein, six figure salaries, and what if a cop had a donut, and wouldn’t that be funny. we have fun on this show and we hope you do too.

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January 25, 2018
EPISODE 83: V/H/S
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EPISODE 83: V/H/S

Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we’ve got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch some old VHS tapes in her house! Where’d she get them? Don’t worry about it – it’s time for V/H/S!We also discussed Tattoo Chat, Anime Update, The Bye Bye Man, Fraggle Cocks (Again), Fear Itself, and DadParty.mp4.RECOMMENDATIONS:BoundSanrio BoysTomieCheck out Eva and Ken on their twitters!Thanks…

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January 22, 2018
5 – The Nintendo Labio
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

5 – The Nintendo Labio

(CW: discussion of sexual assault)Well, shoot, folks! Looks like politics is at it again! Kentucky is trying to kill everyone from Kentucky, Trump said the thing about “shithole countries”, TERFs are being TERFs, and the White House officially declared that Trump has the physique of a professional athlete. But it’s not all bad, because Chelsea Manning Is Pokemon Going to Run For Senator. Hopefully we talk about loot boxes enough in this one! Finally, Sam earns his first comedy point.Featuring Luna, Sam, Josh, Eddy, and Lauren.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Pest – Voodoo MamboTumblrTwitterFacebook

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January 19, 2018
30 – juicy juicy abrams
The Island Shuffle

30 – juicy juicy abrams

folks… it’s been a quarter of the whole damn show at this point. 25%! that’s a big milestone! this week it’s Season 5, Episode 1, Because You Left. it’s a weird and wild episode of lost where a lot happens, and time travel is also a whole thing. we respond by singing a song about bitcoin? it made sense at the time, we think… we can only hope this cursed content gives you some solace in these turbulent times. thanks for listening.

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January 18, 2018
EPISODE 82: The Void
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EPISODE 82: The Void

Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It’s totally fine, don’t worry about it. She said she’ll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void!In addition to this 80’s throwback, we also discussed: Blair’s Teary(?) Goodbye, Collegechat, A Brief Scott Pilgrim Aside, Luna’s Time Proposal, An Open Letter To Film Editors, and Cult Desires.Recommendations:POP TEAM EPICRilo Kiley’s The Execution of All ThingsSupport us on Patreon!

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January 15, 2018
EPISODE 16: Gay Deflection
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 16: Gay Deflection

Blair and Luna can’t tell you their full names, or where they’re from, but they CAN talk at length about The Escape‘s juicy, juicy Marco angst. On top of that, topics include Marco being in love with Jake, obviously, dogbots, lost continents, and lots o’ sick snuffles.

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January 13, 2018
4 – Movieball
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

4 – Movieball

Wow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we’re done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we’re talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit our old pal Sheriff Joe, commit illegal slander against James Damore, and formally welcome two of our podcasters to the white race.Featuring Sam, Matt, Alex, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Sleater-Kinney – Bury Our FriendsTumblrTwitter

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January 12, 2018
29 – the lonely lonely man
The Island Shuffle

29 – the lonely lonely man

welcome to the year 2018! the island shuffle is back babyyYYYY!!! this week we’re talkin’ about Mr. Eko’s adventures in Season 3, Episode 5… The Cost of Living. it’s time for Mr Eko to follow a vision of his brother through the jungle. also we learn about when he first became a man of the cloth!! meanwhile, the gang goes on a journey into that hatch with all the tvs in it. happy new year, y’all!

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January 11, 2018
EPISODE 81: It (2017)
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EPISODE 81: It (2017)

This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement.RECOMMENDATIONS:The Shape of Water My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

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January 8, 2018
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