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EPISODE 27: Volleyball Baseball
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 27: Volleyball Baseball

Well, bad news, Sara’s name-morph lasted longer than 2 hours, so now she’s a namethlit. But that doesn’t matter, because Satah invented a new sport, and we’re gonna make millions off of it! We’re geniuses! Please don’t steal our ideas, we need this to make it through the next financial quarter. Our bosses are brutal! I’m not entirely sure where these show notes are going, but I’m not gonna fix it! Enjoy Satah going wild on this new creation. We also watched an Animorphs episode, whatever.In addition to The Stranger, we also discussed PNGphobia, Baby Tattoos, Theon’s Dick-Kick Power Up,…

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April 20, 2018
eyeliner, hairbrushes, & neogurl15_2001
Music For Molehills

eyeliner, hairbrushes, & neogurl15_2001

In this pilot episode, Satah solves their own problems of uneven eyeliner, lost hairbrushes, and being locked out of their first Neopets account.Referenced media: neogurl15_2001’s neopetsFollow the podcast on Twitter: @musicalmole

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April 20, 2018
43 – a clue to die for
The Island Shuffle

43 – a clue to die for

season 5 episode 4… The Little Prince!! that’s right baby, it’s time travel time. folks are bleedin out their noses, and Sawyer sees a baby get born. meanwhile, off the island, someone’s trying to take Aaron from Kate!! who could it be?? who could know the TRUTH about the BABY?????? well it’s Ben for no reason, so don’t worry. Bean and James ruin whatever party you’re attending and talk some shit about political cartoons from the 1890s. hey, thanks for listening!

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April 19, 2018
EPISODE 93: 1408
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 93: 1408

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.RECCOMENDATIONS:Kingdom HeartsMinitCheck out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their…

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April 16, 2018
34 – Maniac Cop (1988)
Stuck in the Middle With You

34 – Maniac Cop (1988)

Get out your shotguns and pump some lead into the undead! This time around, the guys take a look at William Lustig’s 1988 B-movie classic Maniac Cop. Also, Juan talks about parking tickets and Derek misplaces his notes. Yeah, this is a pretty chill one.This episode’s recommendations:Dead RingersNight of the Creeps

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April 16, 2018
Juergen' It

S2E9 – All Cops Are Babes

Hey, remember when we joked about “the balls episode”? Well. This week we’re joined by friend of the show Chai to talk about S02E09, “Hot Nuts”. Turns out we were accidentally not joking. Sorry about that! Fortunately, it’s a relatively good episode besides the parts where it isn’t. Jack gets taken down a peg and the parenting is on point for once. This week, Jordan is inscrutable. I hope you like piña coladas!Sam – https://twitter.com/posistress Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRex Chai – https://ephemerapodcast.tumblr.com/Patreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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April 14, 2018
17 – Milk Zuckerberg
Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

17 – Milk Zuckerberg

You know that classic relatable feeling when you’re about to start recording a podcast, and then an excerpt from James Comey’s upcoming book comes out that basically confirms the existence of the pee tape, and you have other things to talk about, but all you want to talk about is the pee tape? I think we’ve all been there. Anyway, here’s an episode of our podcast. We cover a broad range of topics, from the pee tape to Mark Zuckerberg to the pee tape. We also talk briefly about the pee tape. Hey, “Alex” is back!Featuring Luna, Alex, Sam, and…

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April 13, 2018
EPISODE 26: A Flower Pretending To Be A Snake
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 26: A Flower Pretending To Be A Snake

The rumour come out: does Satah is correct? Yes. Absolutely. This a good TV show, and finally, all of the hosts agree. There will be no take-backs. Today we’re talking about Animorphs S01E11, in which the protagonist is inexplicably swapped, and then semi-explicably croc’d. On the “Does Tobias exist?” chart, this one ranks: sort of!In addition to yet another great episode of this TV show, we discuss: Name Morphs, Coffee Crimes, Zoo Enclosure Logistics, Buffy Digression, Buffy Digression The Second And Also Third, Visser Three Is Banksy, Satah Has A Fucking Breakdown About A Pop Star Misidentification, Lllamas: They’re Good,…

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April 13, 2018
42 – lost finale explained
The Island Shuffle

42 – lost finale explained

this week it’s Season 1 Episode 21, the Greater Good. the gang mourns beloved Boone, and everyone is pissed at Locke about it, especially our current protagonist, Sayid!! we also learn about the time the CIA convinced Sayid into convincing his old college roommate to commit a truly horrible crime. and y’know what?? it turns out to be maybe the best episode of the show we’ve watched yet. in honor of this episode’s quality, we take some time to really boil down and explain the finale of lost, once and for all. thanks

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April 12, 2018
EPISODE 92: The Host
Fearbaiting

EPISODE 92: The Host

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker…

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April 9, 2018
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