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The Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens

Hi! This isn’t our episode for this week. Friend of the show Argyle Funk reminded me that there’s a spinoff book that is a diary written in character as Ashley so I immediately purchased it and it gave me a few sample pages so I read them. Will we do more stuff with this book in the future? No idea! Enjoy!

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EPISODE 19: Surrealist Basketball Hoops

So remember how in the books, Tobias is a nothlit by the end of the first one? Well, we reached the end of the third episode, and he’s still not stuck! So what the hell! We know it happens eventually, but they’re just dragging the first book out! Anyways, let’s talk about Underground, and finally get off our skateboard for the first time in the seri-oh, it’s not that Underground? Fuck.We also discussed: Name Game, Nothlit List, Tiger Facts, Get Rid of the Skids, Supernatural Memories, The Laziest Yeerk, Satah Cries Again, Another Satah Remix, and Satah’s Farm Adventures!Check out…

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8 – TRUST the Police

This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, and Valentine’s Gay.CW for this ep: Sexual assault and rape, from roughly 28:30 to 46:00.Featuring Josh, Lauren, Zach, Caroline and Evan.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Baked Alaska – We Love Our Cops (Official Video) PRO-COP PRO-MILITARY ANTHEM WOW!!!TumblrTwitterFacebook

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33 – i just read.

this week we watch, finally….. a Jack Episode!! it’s Season 3, Episode 22, Through the Looking Glass (Part 1). Jack has a beard and is going through Some Stuff! and meanwhile, since it’s a finale episode, there’s a million things going on. the gang’s determined to get off of this island once and for all!! there’s guns and explosions!! in other news, we discuss the State of the Protagonist, introduce a new segment called Alarm Brothers, and talk about Flip Phones. it’s a thrill a minute here on the Island Shuffle

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EPISODE 85: The Fog

Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, I’m sure.In addition to a poor synopsis of The Fog, we also provide MagicChat, Deep Blue Sea 2, Live Ghosts, Our First Joke, Respect Overdose, and The Good Numbers.RECOMMENDATIONS:CelesteKing Gizzard & the Lizard WizardMild High ClubCheck out Michael on Tumblr and Twitter!Intro/outro music courtesy of…

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S1E22 – The One Where Nothing Happens

Oh, uh, hey. Sorry, I don’t really know what to say here. This week, we’re watching S01E22, “One Night at Band Camp”, and I guess the writers forgot to have a plot. Normally this is where I’d describe a few plot points but there kind of weren’t any this time around. This week, uh, I don’t know. See you next week!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan – https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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EPISODE 18: His Name is Nobias

Okay, so we’re not publishing this episode, right? We found a new way to monetize Animorphs in 2018. Anyways, this is just going into the fuckin’ Disney vault, so there’s no real point to this description. But I’m a creature of habit, so I’m doing it anyways!In addition to My Name is Jake: Part 2, we also discussedProfessor Baby, The Villain Edit, 50 Shades of Morphin’, 90’s Plastic, Bathtime Barbies, Cat Grooming, Local Shaun Makes Good, Chunk’s Li’l Flippie Flippa Floppers, and Big Fun Party Mix.Check out Satah on Tumblr, Twitter, and Bandcamp!Support us on Patreon!

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7 – Henry Krangsinger

What’s up, gamers? This week we’re talking about a variety of topics, some bad, some worse. The HKIP gang weigh in on Chelsea Manning’s weird Cernovich thing, Woody Allen defenders, and Trump’s fun Mueller problem. Also, we finally make our opinions on cops known! After that, we clear out our backlog of questions, fantasize about Joe Kennedy’s wet mouth, and decide once and for all when it’s okay for white people to say the N word.Featuring Luna, Alex, Sam, and Linus.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Kanye West – Gold DiggerTumblrTwitterFacebook

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Hewwo?

Hi! Sorry. We’re coming back soon. Thanks for your patience! Outro music is “Showtime (Piano Refrain)”, by Malcolm Brown, arranged & performed by Kevin Regamey. It is from the album “Homestuck vol. 1-4”, available to listen and download on Bandcamp.

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32 – room temper

this week it’s Season 2 Episode 8, Collision. we learn about Ana Lucia, a violent person who does a lot of murder. does she have murder in her heart, though?? meanwhile there’s a golf adventure. also we talk about mood rings, take some callers, and try out a new sign-off. don’t think it’ll stick though.

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