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S1E19 – Women Be Craven

Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs here! The SLOATboys are here live at Hot Dog Hut to talk about S01E19, “Money For Nothing, Chicks For Free”! Against all odds, Anne has somehow gotten jobs for herself and Amy. I’m sure George will be totally chill about this. We also get to meet a new main character! Her name is Grace Bowman and she hates Christianity and loves sin. We also get to see more of our new friend Thomas who brings out a new side of Ashley. This week, we finally get to the real truth about the cosmetics industry.…

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EPISODE 16: Gay Deflection

Blair and Luna can’t tell you their full names, or where they’re from, but they CAN talk at length about The Escape‘s juicy, juicy Marco angst. On top of that, topics include Marco being in love with Jake, obviously, dogbots, lost continents, and lots o’ sick snuffles.

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4 – Movieball

Wow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we’re done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we’re talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit our old pal Sheriff Joe, commit illegal slander against James Damore, and formally welcome two of our podcasters to the white race.Featuring Sam, Matt, Alex, and Patrick.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Sleater-Kinney – Bury Our FriendsTumblrTwitter

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29 – the lonely lonely man

welcome to the year 2018! the island shuffle is back babyyYYYY!!! this week we’re talkin’ about Mr. Eko’s adventures in Season 3, Episode 5… The Cost of Living. it’s time for Mr Eko to follow a vision of his brother through the jungle. also we learn about when he first became a man of the cloth!! meanwhile, the gang goes on a journey into that hatch with all the tvs in it. happy new year, y’all!

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EPISODE 81: It (2017)

This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement.RECOMMENDATIONS:The Shape of Water My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

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S1E18 – Markov Ringwald

We’re back! It’s 2018 and we’re still doing this with our lives! This week, we’re talking about S01E18, “Making Up Is Hard to Do”, and it’s another bad one, folks! The dialog is somehow more robotic than ever before, and I guess over the break all of the characters forgot what they were doing and why they’re doing it. But one thing is consistent, at least: doctors on this show don’t know how to keep their mouths shut. This week, Sam learns about birth control. Goodbye, George!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –https://twitter.com/BradypusRexPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/juergenit

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3 – The Hillary Clinton Amiibo

It’s time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It’s a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario’s minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton’s doin’ Wage ‘Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering’s very own Pizzagate. The gang recaps Yu-Gi-Oh.Featuring the return of Luna and Lauren, as well as newcomers Zach, Josh and podcast celebrity Andi!Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Yu-Gi-Oh! Theme Songhttps://hkipgtd.tumblr.com/

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EPISODE 80: The Corridor

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, and it was better than expected!In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The Corridor, we also discussed Snowboarding Chat, Pseudonym Malarky, A Year in Review, Topical Nosebleeds, and Just How Damn Generic All These Names Are!RECOMMENDATIONS:DanganronpaIt’s Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaIntro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah!…

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EPISODE 15: Is Mr. Six Alive?

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or even where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that Kapplegate inspired a generation of transformation fetishists and was probably definitely horny for transformation herself. Or at least her ghostwriter for this book was. It’s Cassie time, she turns into a horse, and it’s The Unknown!In addition to alien shitboxes, we also discussed Christmas Talk, Butch Lesbian Cassie, Public Deucing, Transformation Talk, Dyson’s Other Blades, Domain Cultures, and Midwest Morphfest.Referenced media: Kakyoin Has a NightmareSupport us on Patreon!

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2 – An Increasingly Militarized Barrel

Hello and welcome to Episode 2 of HKIPGTD! We were marred by a few technical issues this week but we sorted most of them out in post, except for our half-baked leftist takes but what would the podcast be without ’em! Featuring a wholly different cast from Episode 1, we discuss Daddy Trudeau, weed legalization, the benefits of fucking aliens and the leftist infighting over what colour Gumby is. Also somehow, they let us on iTunes and Google Play! Please water us with some nice reviews.Featuring Matt, Alex, Linus, Brooks and Eddy.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men No More Heroes…

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