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EPISODE 11: The Theme Song For Dogs
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 11: The Theme Song For Dogs

Luna and Blair can’t tell you their last names. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they both fucking love robots. Join us as we delve into Marco’s second book, The Android!In addition to The Android, we also discuss The Best Warped Tour Lineup Yet, A Diatribe on Cats, Marco’s Compulsory Heterosexuality, Luna is Wrong About Russell’s Teapot, Dan Ryckert’s Hoodie Revelation, Aliens Are Dogs Now, An Interesting Moral Discussion, and Marco’s Life on the Edge.Referenced images: Cevdet ErekSupport us on Patreon!

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October 28, 2017
20 – row by row
The Island Shuffle

20 – row by row

episode twenty!! a full sixth of lost has now officially been watched by us, and none of it has made any sense!! well, this one sorta did. this is Season 3, Episode 21, Greatest Hits. and it’s all about how Charlie is gonna die for real, for real, really die. it’s a Farewell to Charlie, and y’know what?? not all that bad of an episode. in fact a pretty decent episode. meanwhile bean and james learn harder truths still about whether or not Sawyer is still really the protagonist. thanks for listening to this silly little podcast for this long,…

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October 26, 2017
EPISODE 71: The Covenant
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EPISODE 71: The Covenant

Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums up the plot in about 60 seconds, and we spend the rest talking about nothing that relates to it! It’s Schlocktober, baby, get with it!In addition to boiwitches, we also talk about That Centrist Feeling, Yowie!, Bad Theatrical Releases, A/B/O Dissertation, A Horrifying Amount of…

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October 23, 2017
Juergen' It

S1E8 – Bargain Bin Creep

You know, last week’s episode made me think that maybe Secret Life had figured out how to come up with episode titles that are relevant to the episode itself. Guess not! This week we’re talking about S01E08, “Your Cheatin’ Heart”! Sure, why not? This was an action-packed episode, believe it or not! Lots of stuff happens. Adrian gets to work on having a storyline that doesn’t involve sex or desks, George invents a new form of advertisement, Ben embarks on a vision quest… and Ashley is here too! This week, we thoroughly fail the Bechdel test. Please don’t call security…

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October 21, 2017
19 – look at the ash
The Island Shuffle

19 – look at the ash

we’re back and this week we’re taking on the big mess that is season 5… and in the tradition of this podcast, you KNOW we’re starting with the finale. The Incident (Part 1) is today’s episode, and boy… where to start. jack has a hydrogen bomb, and you know who cares? not rose and bernard, that for sure. meanwhile, jacob tries to trick us into thinking he matters, but we’re wiser than that. oh by the way, this is the time travel season. you know, the television show Lost. the one with the time travel season. yeah, that’s the show…

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October 19, 2017
EPISODE 70: The Lock In
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EPISODE 70: The Lock In

This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds.RECOMMENDATIONS:BayonettaI Only Listen to the Mountain GoatsBedtime BoysWeaves’ Wide Open

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October 16, 2017
Juergen' It

S1E7 – Love Is Like the Purge, But All the Time

I hope you all like truancy, because this week we’re talking about S01E07, “Absent”! If this were an episode of Friends, it would be called “The One Where Nobody Goes to School”. Single Delicious Counchelor Marc Molina would be losing his mind, if he existed for this episode. Hey, we finally made it, everyone! It’s seven episodes in and the character arcs are starting! Ricky is beginning his journey toward being the only likable character on the show and Adrian finally meets her first friend! Also, she hangs out with Grace for a minute. This week, Leo kills Sam. Well,…

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October 14, 2017
EPISODE 10: Boss Baby Genesis
The Wonder Yeerks

EPISODE 10: Boss Baby Genesis

Luna and Blair can’t tell you who they are. Or where they live. What they can tell you, though, is that they still fucking love Cassie, and that she’s wasting her time with Jake. The Secret is here, and we go on a WILD ride with it! Also discussed: Ancap Coworker Antics, Doge Pronunciation, Our New Podcast Shipping and Handling, Disrespecting Strong Bad, Yet Another Bug Morph, McElroy Animorphs History, Road Rage, Tapir Dong, and We Still Can’t Come Up With a Fucking Signoff.Referenced images: Cursed imageSupport us on Patreon!

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October 13, 2017
18 – let’s blast off
The Island Shuffle

18 – let’s blast off

welcome back! this week it’s Ji Yeon, which is Season 4 Episode 7. we’re back on the Sun and Jin train. someone’s having a baby!! wow! what a television show. meanwhile, we finally meet Pillar of the Island, Bernard the Wisest, and Sayid and Desmond eat from a can. good episode!! also, in honor of this silly podcast of ours turning 18, james made us lovely cocktails!! so it’s another one of Those episodes, i’m afraid. enjoy, and remember: the show lost is about an island

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October 12, 2017
Juergen' It

S1E6 – An Exquisite Cup of Coffee

Fill your pitchers with water, open the lid on the coffee maker, pour the water in, close the lid, reopen the lid, add your filter, close the lid again, walk to the fridge, grab your coffee, open the bag, grab a scoop, measure out some coffee grounds, open the lid again, put the coffee in, reseal the bag, close the lid, and press “brew”, folks… then throw the coffee down the drain because you won’t need it! This week we’re talking about S01E06 – “Love for Sale”! Who needs Wikihow to learn how to make coffee when you have this…

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October 10, 2017
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