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EPISODE 29: Silent Night, Deadly Night

In what is our most divisive episode yet, we welcome our good friend Li’l Clem (@ocsularia) to discuss your favorite scary Christmas movie, Silent Night Deadly Night! We also discuss: Blizzard Invents Gay, Jack The Destroyer, Known Murderer Joe Cool, Weekend at Ernest’s, Ye Olde Punk’d, Saved By The Smell, Old-Ass Memes, and They Made FIVE Of These? RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Living Haunted Dolls, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 3 and a whatever out of 5. Luna: 3.5 out of 5. Li’l Clem: 420 out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:The BestiesCheap ThrillsCreepshow and Creepshow 2The…

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Episode 8 – Zed Moves, Cheats, and the Suck

Elite Full Restore is BACK after a wait pretty much as long as the last one. Sun and Moon are here, but we’re just in it for the goofs. First up, join us on Discord! General discussion area, a place to put questions where we won’t lose them and we have a Fat Pikachu emoji VGC San Jose regionals report! Matt manages to mispronouce San Jose Your monthly “competitive Pokémon could be better” discussion Don’t miss a bunch of events! There’s currently FOUR, check Mystery Gift on WiFi on both current and last gen games, and enter the code ARCEUS20…

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EPISODE 28: The Thing

This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing. Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing the Internet, Wintertime Illness Woes, Famous Animal Actors, and Furry Origin Stories.RATINGS: Blair – 5/5 Jed the Dogs. Luna – 5/5 Jed the Dogs.RECOMMENDATIONS:Yuri!!! on IceNichijouIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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27 – Hard Target (1993)

Finally, it’s time for season two! The boys are indeed back in town, and the town in question is New Orleans, so bottle up that bathtub gin and dust off that old copy of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Bayou Country! Our intrepid hosts take a look at John Woo’s Hollywood debut Hard Target, starring the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude Van Damme. Also, Derek tries to figure out JCVD’s character alignment, and Juan exposes his predilection for injured men.This episode’s recommendations:Face/OffHard Boiled

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Fantastic Satisfaction Holiday Special: How Wilbur Merrymaker Stole Cheerfest

We’re taking a quick break from flying though that inter-dimensional death portal, and settling down to celebrate everyone’s favorite holiday, Cheerfest. What’s Mr. Merrymaker bringing you this year? Probably death! Kimulo wants a little man’s suit. Rudo has a question for god. Ralmevik discovers the true meaning of Cheerfest.

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EPISODE 27: Krampus

The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a consequence, we watch Krampus this week! Yes, that’s right, the inexplicable horror-christmas-comedy 2015 gifted us. This week we cover topics such as: Chunk, PC culture, vore puppets, and much, much more.RECOMMENDATIONS:AmplitudeThe Great British Bakeoff

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EPISODE 26: The Final Destination

Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series!We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes.RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie, 2.5 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, full 5 out of 5. Luna: As a good movie, 2 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, 4.5 out of 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:BokuranoPeanut…

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EPISODE 25: Halloween (1978)

Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5.RECOMMENDATIONS:BloodborneArrivalIntro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

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