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EPISODE 13: Ava’s Possessions

Join Blair and Luna this week while we talk about how horny everything is and how everything always will be, rattling off a comprehensive list of all the things people ever wanted to get intimate with. Oh, and, we watched a movie this week, I guess, a horror-themed dramedy about the trials and tribulations of living in a world where your chances of getting possessed by a demon are higher than you might think!RECOMMENDATIONS:Jojo’s Bizarre AdventureThe Girl with All the Gifts by Mike CareyHere’s that fanfiction Luna was desperate to read on-air: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8551019/1/Onceler-Upon-a-Time

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S1E5 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 3

Murder! But Whodunnit? I mean, it’s gotta be one of the people with names. I bet it was that strong guy. Kimulo learns the magical properties of silver. Rudo summons a long lost love. Ral rolls The Impossible Dice.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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EPISODE 12: The Last Winter

The regulars are back again! This time, Blair and Luna dive deep into the 2006 environmental horror film The Last Winter, and we actually stumble across a bit of insight about the movie! We also discuss adventures in Maine, University of Chicago banning trigger warnings, if Brendan Fraser got bit in the junk in Furry Vengeance, how to spell “taint,” the life and death of Jack Daniel, terrible Seinfeld references, and how to pronounce “wendigo.”The Vox article that we mentioned: http://www.vox.com/2016/8/26/12657684/chicago-safe-spaces-trigger-warnings-letterRecommendations:TickledSecondsIntro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

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S1E4 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 2

The party has begun! The group tries their very best to not be too strange at this party of eccentrics. What’s that dead guy doing on the floor? Kimulo explains science. Rudo misses his friend. Ral has possession of the Chaos Emeralds.The players are:Eddy – Dungeon MasterProducer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar RangerBrooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monkand introducingRyno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

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Episode 4 – Alolan Sandshrew, Canadian Icon

Welcome back to the long-absent Elite Full Restore! We swear this isn’t supposed to be a monthly podcast. So much for professional! Aury calls out the grandma of a competing Pokémon podcast host Alolan Exeggutor and all haters need to meet us in the thunderdome We Love Smash Bros Jigglypuff Aury hits us up with the sweet Gamestop lifehacks A brief look into recent Pokémon leaks Matt talks about a Fakemon he thought up, linked below Pokémon Go Ain’t Loyal Aury wants Abra to represent them in a court of law Niantic please hire us as community managers don’t look…

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S1E2 – Bagged Milk

It’s the second, long-delayed episode of the Field Guide to Canadiana. This one is about bagged milk with a mostly irrelevant aside on the Canadian dairy industry, so I hope you’re ready for a solid half-hour of milk facts, bad polling methodology and at least one ghastly pun. Don’t skim this one! You’ll want to listen to it whole!Sources:Bagged Milk: Wikipedia / Toronto StarDairy Industry: Macleans / CBC NewsSongs featured in this episode:Born Ruffians – Milkman / To Cure A Weakling Child (1:31) [CANCON]They Might Be Giants – Please Pass The Milk, Please (14:03)HSY – Milk Chug (19:27) [CANCON]Dan Deacon…

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EPISODE 11: The Witch

Join us this week, down one cohost but up one guest, Blair’s boyfriend and friend of the show Reno, as we watch The Witch, a 2015 horror-drama, and discuss the true horrors of a vengeful god.RECOMMENDATIONS:Lake MungoThe Adventure Zone (again)

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