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EPISODE 21: No Gods, No Masters, Only Nut

Well, finally, Tobias is a nothlit. Like, officially. And they don’t spend any time on it! They get over it in like 2 seconds! This child is basically dead, but everyone’s pretty much okay with it! Which is super weird, honestly. Anyways, let’s get into Between Friends, which, well, I was about to make a joke about that being the name of a webcomic, but somehow that doesn’t exist! Whoops!In addition to this abysmal episode, we also discussed Abbrevs, Birthnames, Youtube Controllers, Tobias Hawk Confirmed (Finally), The People’s Principal, Shitty Teachers, Worst Music to Fuck To, Satah’s One-Person Metal Band,…

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10 – Are You Smarter Than a High Schooler?

We did it! Ten whole episodes! To celebrate, we discuss the Republican Wild West fantasy, Marco Rubio getting owned by teenagers, the NRA wanting no scrubs, and our milk problems. We promise not to talk about that Garfield thing anymore, and I can say that because Matt’s not here this week.Featuring Linus, Caroline, Zach, and Sam.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil Men Rush – AnthemTumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord

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35 – jfk shot himself

this week, we say the truth that america is afraid to admit!! but we also talk about Lost, and this week’s episode is The Other 48 Days, which is Season 2 Episode 7. it revolves around the tail section gang, including Ana Lucia, Eko, Libby, Bernard, and some more folks too. they had their own struggles before they met the gang!! meanwhile we talk about conspiracy theories and wonder about the Last Scatman. y’know, perfectly normal topics of conversation that naturally arise when talking about such an episode of the television show called Lost.

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EPISODE 87: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we’ve watched yet – Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn’t learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we got fucked up before this podcast! Whoops!We also discussed Top Quality Booze, Weenie Greenies, New Hellraiser, A Sweeney Todd Gay,…

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S2E1 – Huh! Breasts!

Welcome to season 2! This season really kicks things off with one heck of an episode. Here we are, joined by friend of the show Argyle Funk to talk about S02E01, “The Big One”. Let me tell you, we sure do encounter some big stuff – and I’m not just talking about Betty’s [insert funny name for breasts here]! We also get a three-second Mimsy sighting, a three-times-as-large John sighting, and a three million condoms sighting. I think that’s pretty much everything that happens! This week, the first person to reference JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure dies. It’s been fun, Argyle!Sam –…

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EPISODE 20: Chameleons are the Animorphs of Lizards

Hey, remember Tobias? No? Yeah, neither do the Animorphs. He’s not in this episode, and they barely address it! Nobody’s worried about him, or anything! Anyways, it’s On the Run! I’m more a fan of Great Gig in the Sky, but I do app-oh, what the fuck, it’s a different one. Okay, fine, sure.In addition to this Tobias-less episode, we also discussed Smoothie Pockets, Stabbed in a Parking Lot Carnival, I Only Morph Into the Mountain Goats, Shopdropping, Human Acquisition Ethics, How I Met Yeerk Mother, ASGAB, Double Ds Jewellers, and Getting AndaLIT.REFERENCED MEDIA: That Community gifSupport us on Patreon!

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9 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics

Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs in about video game titties and Jon Arbuckle’s questionable but 100% canonical beverage choices. (Note: when we’re talking about Subnautica, we mistakenly refer to the Funnie Attack Helicopter Tweet as being from the lead developer – we meant sound designer. Whoops!)Featuring Luna, Evan, Matt, Patrick,…

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34 – pun and done

this week… we meet John Locke, the bald man of mystery who really believes in what the island has to offer!! Locke used to work in a Toy Store and also has a bad dad. meanwhile on the island, Locke has his faith tested, has a weird dream, and sends Boone up a cliff. we also decide to endorse meanness and cruelty, and we talk about our favourite character Gigantic Man. everyone loves him.

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EPISODE 86: The Last Exorcism

Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us to talk about The Last Exorcism!We also discussed Lulu’s New Bestseller, Bullet Journalism, Young Fears, Larry the Cable Guy Colon Health Inspector, The World’s Most Racist Name, Sweet Egg Nut, Ovipositor Nut, and Satan’s Weed Stash.Thanks as always to our friend Satah for our theme…

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S1E23 – And Unto Us, a Child Is Bort

We did it! We survived an entire season of this show! Finally, here we are, talking about S01E23, “And Unto Us, a Child Is Born”. It’s here! We have a baby! But who cares about that, when there’s drama to be had about… Jack and Alice? And Ricky and Adrian? Wait, sorry, that can’t be right. These must be my notes from eleven episodes ago. Anyway, if you’ve ever wanted to hear Sam scream Naruto/SLOAT crossover fan fiction, you’ve come to the right place. This week, the music budget is back, sort of! Welcome to Bensa!Sam – https://positive-stress.tumblr.com/ Jordan –…

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