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68 – You’re Born Cancelled and Then You Have to Jameela Jamil Back to Heaven

Y’all ever heard of Catholics? Anyway, this week on CGMD we’re discussing season 5 episode 2, Unoriginal Sin. While Charlotte is manifesting, the rest of the gals are cynical and grumpy. Samantha is back with Richard (bluh) and giving him hell for his crimes, and Miranda is dealing with Steve’s Catholic bullshit that she hates. Meanwhile, Carrie??? Is getting a book deal???????? Extremely fake but okay.

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EPISODE 65: I’m Gonna Google Snoopy; You Guys Do Whatever You Wanna Do

ive been soooooo sick its late & i didnt put the theme music in & im not gonna put the theme music in & im not writing a description & im not sorry. be nice to me. IT’S ANIMORPHS BOOK 45: THE REVELATION & SPOILER THE TITLE IS REFERRING TO U REALISING U HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME.In addition to general Marco feelings, we discuss: I Came Out To Have A Bad Time & I’m Honestly Feeling Very Attacky Right Now, Animorphs Noir, They’re All Just Looking For Dads, and King Of The Hill Animorphs AUReferenced media: Ant peekin’

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S5E20 – Fantastic Meats: The Crimes of Boykewich

Get your grandmas and a bucket of popcorn, it’s time for Secret Life! We’re talking about S05E20, “First and Last”! George is fully the main character now, and that’s great. Unfortunately, he can’t have all the screen time – gotta make room for our friend Ethan! He’s being opprobrious this week, but he did teach me how to spell opprobrious. This week, we’re throwing some money into the marriage tontine. It’s gonna be big!Sam | JordanTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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79: Ron Obelisk

What the Fuck, duellists! We made it all the way to the end of battle city!!! To celebrate, we have a veritable FEAST of content for you; including discussions of Yugioh TEA (hard to google), MILK (a KaibaCorp beverage), PEARS (wiggled). And we speak........... him....... into existence. Watching: All of season 3 baybee! With: The Whole Gang is Here Shoutout to Amakudari on youtube, and to the Linkin Park AMVs

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DMV Job

Jordan found an old story he wrote when he was 10. We read it for your enjoyment. So, enjoy!

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36 – Either DM Me Or Hit My Line Bro I Got Loud I’m Tryna Reach Immortality

It’s February, and it’s time for us to Do the Dew (arc). We read chapters 28 and 29! Wei Wuxian’s on his gremlin shit again, so we can leave him to do that while we talk about bad drink luck, the 3 things you GOTTA know about cultivators, and how this entire novel is a D&D campaign. Also we get introduced to ancient Chinese vampire times’ #1 yeeked-up celebrity goodboy! Feel free to listen over a nice dish of beer nuts, or some whip cream, if you prefer.Take part in our Valentine’s Day special! Write a little “fan fiction” and…

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91 – I Am Once Again Asking You To Click Like

What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now!For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute markHosted by Sara, Matt, Matt, and Val Edited by alexMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Stormzy – Still Disappointed 

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67 – No Big, No Aidan, Just Vibes

Hello season 5! It’s a light one this week with really no significance to the overall plot of the show. We watched season 5 episode 1, Anchors Away, and were mostly just disappointed that the girls support the troops. Also, that they think the objectively ugliest uniform (sailor) is hot. BUT we’re also super proud of Samantha in her best moment of the series, and impressed at Miranda’s nipples. Tits ahoy!

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Walden Academy: The Fountainhedge 7 – Rooftop Battle!

On Walden Academy this week; Nagisa and Hiroki have a talk, while Valentina Constance opens up, and Masahito introduces Arimu to conspiracy theory club. Which is definitely a good idea, right? Game Music Art

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S5E19 – Utah: Become Mormon

Hello, Duelists! We’re joined by Elliott of Pod of Greed to discuss S05E19, “Interference”! Amy and Ben are returning from New York, but Ben decides to do a crime first! Meanwhile, Omar is learning how to control phones and Jack’s mom (Didi, for you fake fans) is learning how to control teens. It’s very cool stuff. This week, we’re learning to love math with the help of special guest star Danica McKellar, and we can’t wait to take her down a peg.Sam | Jordan | ElliottTwitter | Tumblr | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

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